Nick: Fine, but you haven't seen the last of Nick harper! —Sean Maguire, Good Will Hunting Suggested by Jim D., Facebook A man makes his way from Mexico to L.A. in the 1920s, gets married and raises a big family there. Zut! I loved the movie Mi Familia. "I wish I *were* dead." Get the hint? Ben: Well, at least that proves there is a God... and he hates me! Ben: Well, you're half right. How continental. Susan Harper: No it isn't. Our little girl flying the nest? Ben: Ah. Michael: I told you to stop watching MTV. Everyone who's ever lived here has had terrible misfortune. You haven't seen my cocktail routine! With Jimmy Smits, Esai Morales, Edward James Olmos, Rafael Cortes. Do you know why? Ben Harper: Really? Ben: Oh, come on, Mike. She doesn't get off on those movies. Susan: First of all, I am not *breathing*, I am expressing myself sub-vocally. Remember the goldfish incident? You see, Michael, there is something you can take away with you that'll help you throughout your life. My interior designer says cardboard is the new walnut. We might be gay, but it's going to cost you fifty quid to find out. Susan: The kids have already eaten, and I've whipped up your favourite meal. Listen, Michael, I've had a relationship that didn't work, but things do get better eventually. Jason's the one with the itch. Where did you find this dentist, on a card in a phone box? Bend It Like Beckham Vocab. [pause] Hang on, there's something wrong. Ben: You took a baby elephant into your bedroom. Michael: "Don't worry about money. Ben: You constantly broke the rules in my house. What's he spreading now? [to Michael] You, you're demented! : [holding one out] Do you like kiwi, Abi? Just tell your mother it didn't happen. Michael: Please! I'm here for the tattoo convention. Funny thing is I'm paying her full time. Brigitte: It needs to be dammed up; placing these rocks outside the door might block the negative flow. Ben: What's going to happen to little Mikey when Xena Warrior Princess isn't around anymore? Nick Harper: I've always liked danger too. I don't need any hippie baggage in my past. [stares at Michael, who leaves the room] No, no; no, no, it's nothing. Oh, and Spike. Michael: How long have you been waiting there? Go to the shopping center, look at computers and flash a couple of spotty oiks! Ben: Oh Susan, please, calm down. A family dentist. It is wrong to wish for too much in this life. It was the airline. STANDS4 LLC, 2021. Before you know it, Michael will be gone too. Ben Harper: [about Nick] Why did we have him? Movie & TV guides. [trying to find Surfing Mel's website, Ben tries an internet search with the keywords "oral" and "contacts" - whatever the page they've found is, both Ben and Nick are speechless]. They always leave you. Mi familia. [after yet another night of the alarm waking everyone several times, Susan is on the phone to the alarm company]. Mi Familia / My Family Cultural Crossing As an audience, we navigate through the life of Selena and her family, from her father's early rejections from Anglo-American audiences and even rejections from Mexican American audiences Selena As the film progresses we also see a Michael: All right, it was for my science project... on organic foods. Holy water's expensive! Nick: Think about it, Dad. I found this local history site when I was searching for my project, and it says this place is cursed. Susan: Ben, much as I'd love to engage in witty repartee with you, I don't have the time and you don't have the wit. Susan: Don't you see, our entire marriage is based on a lie. Susan: Perhaps "suck"'s too strong a word. Ben: [looks in total shock, knowing it is Nick] Merciful heavens. Nick: I've decided to dedicate my body to science. [Ben pushes her into the closet, closing the door behind them. [Janey is in the bedroom with Kate while Ben is in the bathroom when he hears a buzzing sound coming from the bedroom and rushes into the bedroom to find Janey using an electric toothbrush]. Susan: I know your just saying that so I'll leave them here for you. Janey Harper: Again, the poor relation. You're more of a control... enthusiast. Ben: Yeah, I know. Ben: All right, Susan. You know, we're quite alike, me and you. Ben: Come on! Susan: Oh, come on, it's a little bit funny. Stephanie: Why has your mum got this urge to confess? Kate: Actually I've come down for the opening of the Lesbian and Gay Film Festival. Oh, you'll love this - they tried to visit the local museum, but the sign on the door said "Closed for the summer". Mel thinks I'm a child so he's just like you, dad. Susan: Now, just so that you understand, your father's going to explain what's been happening. - Andale. Michael: Mum said you wanted to have a talk. Ben Harper: [pause] Have you checked your handbag? Ben: Hah! [Michael types in reply] "Dr Nk, u r f'd.". I'm sure he'd like to keep me company at the hairdresser's. Please help! Susan: In fact, it went so well I... it went so well I... sent Nick off by himself. Susan: Toad in the hole, but we don't have any sausages. Ben: Oh, yellow pages! I've got a daughter who thinks I'm a joke, a son who thinks I'm demented, a wife who doesn't support me, and a... pillock. Ben: [looks terrified] God, my favorite meal. Of course. Susan Harper: You can't say or do anything, because if you do Janey'll know I told you. That's lovely. I used to stream like the fountain of Trevi, but now I just stand there and let gravity do the work. Ben: [to Abi] You, you're unhinged. Dr. Charles: I can assure you, Mr Harper, you will only feel a slight discomfort. I know what slight discomfort means; it means it hurts like hell. You can't leave yet. That's like saying who needs mosquitoes. Hip hasn't been "hip" for years. Ben Harper: Suicidal. Yeah. Priest: Have you taken the Lord's name in vain or had any impure thoughts? It's always the last place you look? No-one could possibly get high off that. Nick: [Pointing Ben to beer bottle] Erm, Dad. [Ben has just seen what his family's life would be like if he had never been born]. Nick: No, no, no, no, you see, I'll be doing all the riding. Nick: [Nick bursts through the floor with Pamela] We're in! And I feel when I got married I was evicted from it. Michael Harper: I'm going to be in therapy for the rest of my life. Ben: I mean, I'm a good driver, I passed my test first time. My Family. Or perhaps it was the rude, aggressive taxi driver who grossly overcharged us for a series of hair-raising, death-defying experiences. Ben: In all the saints, Spanish and English, why have you taken a photograph of your bottom? Roger Bailey Jnr. Quotes. Brigitte McKay: You don't just misplace a 1974 psychedelic lime green van with a portrait of Bob the Builder on the front. Ben: Have you seen this? Sep 11, 2013 - This Pin was discovered by BJ Tassin. your own Pins on Pinterest Susan Harper: [answers telephone] Oh, hi mum. Michael Harper: [tied up on kitchen chair] Hi,Mum. It's like the story of the cobbler's children who had no food. Warlock Boy: By the powers vested in me from above and below, I curse this house! I've been born again. Yes, well of course I know where he is; he's at school. Characters are partially nude in passionate love scenes, and there are several violent moments including a bloody shooting, a knife fight that ends in a fatality, and a graphic childbirth scene that ends in a mother's death, her body shown briefly in the … Come on, let your fur down. Ben: Bye. Susan: If you had been a more organized person, maybe you could have been a doctor by now. Nick: You know, you never hang out in here anymore. Roger Bailey Jnr. Ben: Hm, something's changed. Posted on May 2, 2019 by Short Quotes Movie Quotes. Susan: That's right, your family always comes second. See more ideas about spanish quotes, quotes, words. Nick: I know. Nick: I keep telling you, mum, he's not blind. Can't be any lower than mine. Like the great Christo. [starts kissing Susan] Oh yeah. Ben: Yeah, you've been reminding me for a month. Ben: Michael's almost 16. I don't want to know. Susan: That's it. Susan: She says she's got a part-time job. Ben: Nick, you really do have the morals of a convent educated dingo. Advertisement. Susan: Oh now she's your little girl. Sleeping Drunk: [waking up] Oh. Hey, Susan. Makes me want to throw up. Janey: What, in case the Vikings attacked? Discover and share Mi Familia Movie Drama Quotes. Susan: [discussing Janey] If you feel so strongly about it, why don't you talk to her? You can answer in either English or Spanish (or a combination of both), but your answers should be typed and written as short essays using complete sentences. Nick: No. Ben: Ah, great... What? Nick: [to Gareth] He's still coming to terms with it. Michael: Sometimes you're treating me like I'm you. Jason had the head lice. That sounds... safe. 36 Terms. Susan Harper: OK. Janey: Oh, that's sorted. Ben: Believe me, Susan, nothing could ever change that. We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. We're about to stop parenting. It was a sausage. Ben: How *dare* you say that, our marriage is based on many lies. Michael: I'm not off the antibiotics yet. Roger Bailey Jnr. Oh, yes. Nick: But I do. It's like that film, you know, the film... Ben: No, no, the one Susan makes me watch at Christmas, uh, with James Stewart. Nick: Well, I'll be doing the work of two kids now. Susan: There's no time for that. Roger Bailey Jnr. I mean, what are they thinking of? She's like Alcatraz - rocky, distant... Susan: I know you're trying to help, but shut up. Janey Harper: Merde! It's like a bloody scaffold. Ben: I've nothing against devil worship per se. Ben Harper: Susan, we very nearly became a Greek tragedy! Ben: [looking at his cereal] Has that rabbit been in its cage all morning? It's mixed with the urine of seven virgins. Susan: Janey! Ben, that's... that's... that's terrible! Susan Harper: It's been years since we had a dog. I can see the sun rising over the dunghill. The best movie quotes, movie lines and film phrases by Movie Quotes .com Brigitte McKay: I've tried everything. More like gently siphon off. Audience Reviews for My Family/Mi Familia. Susan: Count yourself lucky. Ben: Sorry, was that [coughs] on his desk or [coughs] in his desk? How're you feeling? What are you doing here? You mâ¦, Dippers' are those who dig in into different issues and make commentaâ¦. That dinner was nice, the movie was OK; oh, and he was a great kisser until he wouldn't stop. Susan: [Horrified] Oh. Rarely have I felt at the movies such a sense of time and history, of stories and lessons passing down the generations, of a family living in its memories. The Puppeteers Union have joined forces with the Guild of Lady Boys. A bell. Susan: Just taking Janey a couple of leftovers from last night. May I suggest you look for him in the usual place at the top of his class. I wasn't too happy about it the first time. You give me crap and I take it! Smooth. He needs care, love, and tenderness. Give me something. Roger: I'm just waiting for the right moment. But the first prize, and I think you'll agree it's an outstanding coup de ma?tre, goes to Michael Harper for getting his father to tell his mother he believed in flying saucers. Alfie Butts: [to Gwyneth] I'm serious move in with me. Ben: Where the hell have you been all this time? Great, 40 tons of pine needles on the living room carpet, chocolate raisin turkey on the horizon, and no Christmas pudding. Ben: What's your - I don't believe I don't know this; what's your name? Michael: You want me to pretend nothing happened even though I'm proud of it? Can hardly believe she walks. Susan: No, this time it's different. I have Dad's bnk card." Ben: How about Health, Accident and Fire insurance. Michael Harper: Doesn't work anymore Mum, I've grown. And if my family can't respect me as a husband or a father, then surely they can respect me as a family dentist, otherwise... what's the point of me? Dec 29, 2016 - This Pin was discovered by Quotes & Frases. What topped the list? Mr. Henshaw: Well, I'm scared. Ben: [to Brigitte] All right, all right, I'm very sorry that I said you have the memory of a retarded glove puppet. Susan: Do you want to tell the boys dinner's ready? No one can tell it's you. Perhaps she'll just fade away. Ben: [Nick is eating Ben and Jerry's ice cream] Is that my ice cream? Ben: What can I get your mother? 7:45 AM 2/24/2016. They're crispy-crunchy. The 2009 film “Madea Goes to Jail” set the ground for many of Madea’s top quotes. That's why I want this one. More... gaining a millionaire. Ben: Oh, after Janey passed her driving test, I, um, I decided to drive her home, and, um, you know, show her a few advanced driving tips and um... you know, show her a few of the back doubles, and... Susan Harper: To the pet shop. Janey Harper: Thanks, Michael. Nick: All right, it's going to be completely brilliant. Come to think of it, I haven't seen him in weeks. Well, I was a bit tense, you know, because Michael had taken all the doorknobs and held me captive. Priest: Well, we have to remember: "Blessed are those who mourn, for they shall be comforted." Oh, I was good at French. Ben: Another dentist! Isn't it a little early to be ruining my day? Susan: No, no, that's Keith Burstall. Susan: It's not just hole. He's always got time for me. Susan: I thought you were going to wear your white linen suit.